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usatoday:

theclearlydope:

Yep. 100% fact.

It’s all in the scissors you use!

One of my favorite #Christmas movies! #CharlieBrown 😊

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funnyordie:

13 Modern-Day Seinfeld Plots

There’s a new Twitter account dedicated to modern Seinfeld plots.

Follow @SeinfeldToday immediately or risk being a total jerk store!

funnyordie:

“Yes, the cone isn’t humiliating enough.”

funnyordie:

Gift of the Magi

Giving the perfect gift sometimes means making sacrifices.

breakingnews:

Dick’s Sporting Goods suspends sale of certain semi-automatics

CNN:

Dick’s Sporting Goods, one of the largest sporting goods retailers in the world, says it has removed all guns from its store nearest to Newtown, Connecticut, and is suspending the sale of certain kinds of semi-automatic rifles from its chains nationwide.

The move was made out of respect for the victims and families of last week’s Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting “during this time of national mourning,” the store said in a statement Tuesday morning.

Photo: An American flag at the center of Newtown, Connecticut, stands at half-staff on Dec. 14. (John Makely / NBC News)

nabegante:

monday is back…

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